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| Two And A Half Men Season 5 : |
| The fifth season of Two and a Half Men originally aired on CBS from September 24 2007 to May 19 2008. A total of only 19 episodes were aired due to the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike. Unlike the previous seasons the Season 5 DVD came without a gag reel. This was the shortest season in the history of the show until the eighth season ended after 16 episodes due to the firing of Charlie Sheen. |
| Episode 1 - [Large Birds Spiders And Mom] |
| Details : Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Brian Turk | Director : Ted Wass | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : Sep. 24, 2007 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★★ |
| Episode 2 - [Media Room Slash Dungeon] |
| Details : Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Janeane Garofalo | Holly King | Jennifer O'Dell | Director : Ted Wass | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Writer : Susan Beavers | Writer : Jim Patterson | |
| Air Date : Oct. 01, 2007 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 3 - [Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo] |
| Details : Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning when he ends up in court in front of the judge. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Paige Peterson | Ming-Na Wen as Linda | Jud Taylor | Kimberly Quinn | Director : Ted Wass | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : Oct. 08, 2007 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 4 - [City Of Great Racks] |
| Details : Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Ming-Na Wen as Linda | Jane Lynch as Linda Freeman | Anna Graves as Flight Attendant (voice) | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Writer : Susan Beavers | Director : James Widdoes | Writer : Jim Patterson | |
| Air Date : Oct. 14, 2007 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★★ |
| Episode 5 - [Putting Swim Fins On A Cat] |
| Details : Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Michael Kelly | Ming-Na Wen as Linda | Ernie Grunwald | Matt McKenzie | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Oct. 23, 2007 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 6 - [Help Daddy Find His Toenail] |
| Details : Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile Jake sneaks out to attend a concert. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Ming-Na Wen as Linda | Writer : Susan Beavers | Director : James Widdoes | Writer : Jim Patterson | |
| Air Date : Oct. 30, 2007 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 7 - [The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room] |
| Details : After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Robert Wagner | Simone Kessell | Director : Ted Wass | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : Nov. 05, 2007 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 8 - [Is There A Mrs Waffles] |
| Details : Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Ion Overman | Richard Kind | Gregg Marx | Tina Morasco | Kate Luyben | Director : Ted Wass | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : Nov. 12, 2007 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★★ |
| Episode 9 - [Shoes Hats Pickle Jar Lids] |
| Details : Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jenny McCarthy as Courtney | Robert Wagner | Director : Jean Sagal | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | |
| Air Date : Nov. 19, 2007 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 10 - [Kinda Like Necrophilia] |
| Details : Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie even though this happened when they were in high school. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Justine Eyre | Director : Ted Wass | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | |
| Air Date : Nov. 26, 2007 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 11 - [Meander To Your Dander] |
| Details : When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman Charlie offers his expertise. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Eve Gordon | Gracie Maddox | Kimberly Quinn | Writer : Susan Beavers | Director : James Widdoes | Writer : Jim Patterson | |
| Air Date : Mar. 17, 2008 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 12 - [A Little Clammy And None Too Fresh] |
| Details : Rose returns from England and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Cerina Vincent | Sun Park | Melanie Lynskey as Rose | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Mar. 24, 2008 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 13 - [The Soil Is Moist] |
| Details : Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Ryan Stiles as Herb | Christina Moore | Jessica Tuck | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Mar. 31, 2008 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 14 - [Winky-Dink Time] |
| Details : Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Hayley Erin | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Director : James Widdoes | Writer : Jim Patterson | |
| Air Date : Apr. 14, 2008 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 15 - [Rough Night In Hump Junction (Aka His Ugly Bundle)] |
| Details : Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Emmanuelle Vaugier as Mia | Barry Livingston | Mikki Padilla | Andrea Bogart | Jane Lynch as Linda Freeman | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Director : James Widdoes | |
| Air Date : Apr. 21, 2008 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 16 - [Look At Me Mommy I'm Pretty] |
| Details : Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jenny McCarthy as Courtney | Robert Wagner | Steve Tom | Melanie Lynskey as Rose | Director : Joel Zwick | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Writer : Susan Beavers | |
| Air Date : Apr. 28, 2008 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |
| Episode 17 - [Fish In A Drawer] |
| Details : CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jenny McCarthy as Courtney | Robert Wagner | George Eads | Jamie Rose | Nicole Sullivan | Michael Lowry | Hope Allen | Ping Wu | Writer : Naren Shankar | Writer : Carol Mendelsohn | Writer : Sarah Goldfinger | Writer : Evan Dunsky | Director : Jeff Melman | |
| Air Date : May. 05, 2008 | Rating ➦ ★★★★★ |
| Episode 18 - [If My Hole Could Talk] |
| Details : Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Susan Blakely | Jack Plotnick | Director : Jon Cryer | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | Writer : Jim Patterson | |
| Air Date : May. 12, 2008 | Rating ➦ ★★★ |
| Episode 19 - [Waiting For The Right Snapper] |
| Details : When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law he realizes it's not for the first time. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Susan Blakely | Rib Hillis | Virginia Williams as Tricia | Jane Lynch as Linda Freeman | Director : Jeff Melman | Writer : Don Foster | Writer : Chuck Lorre | Writer : Lee Aronsohn | Writer : Eddie Gorodetsky | |
| Air Date : May. 19, 2008 | Rating ➦ ★★★★ |